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Robert the Rat's adventures

Robert the Rat is a shadowy but friendly resident at St Nicholas Priory. He is secretive about his arrival almost a thousand years ago when the Priory was first built as a Benedictine Monastery.

Robert scurries along secret rat-runs in the Priory and its gardens, unseen and unheard, but he sees and hears everything and has fantastic tales to tell. Share his adventures here. May Robert show you around his wonderful home …

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Robert the Rat’s poem

I’m Robert the Rat

And I’m fine and fat

I live in this house

(With at least one mouse!)

The people don’t know

That I come and go

So I’ll show you around

My own home ground.

 

The Cellar

A long time ago

When this house was aglow

With candles and smoke

And lots of fine folk

There lived in the wall

Some eyes that saw all!

 

Its old this room….

You can see a tomb!

Stone coffin you could say

Monks came this way

Walking in solemn line.

Bells were rung to tell the time.

Deep in prayer, they rarely saw

The rat that ran across the floor!

 

The Parlour

The painted parlour is bright and fine

People used it to wine and dine

And to entertain the guests

(Who were suitably impressed!)

There are some lions to be found

Quite a way above the ground.

 

The Kitchen

The kitchen is my special place

For food is left about the place,

I, and Bess the mouse do find

The grain, the bread, the cheesy rind!

By day the room is full of noise

With fire and feet and tiresome boys

Who chase and kill the running rat

Or even worse, set the dog and cat!

 

The Stone Stairs

Now these steep stairs are not for me

I’ve other ways to climb and see

The rooms where people sleep and play,

Look for me when you’ve found your way!

 

The Bed Chamber

You’ll find me hidden by the bed

(The one with the canopy overhead).

The Master sleeps but writes his will

For we all know he is very ill.

The little bed is for you to try –

So lie and listen to a lullabye.

 

The Great Chamber

This great room was used in many ways –

Children played here on rainy days

Or important Elders gathered here

To discuss the City’s future year.

But listen carefully and you may perchance

Catch the music of a joyful dance.

 

Robert’s claim to fame!

Now I’ve got a bad name

A great claim to fame!

For I carry some fleas

That spread disease.

And every warm year

People lived in fear

And barred their doors

(I came in through the floors)

Turned their neighbours away

(I was here to stay).

They didn’t know why

They were going to die

But it was I……Robert the Rat!